Hearts of Iron 4 fan got so immersed in the strategy game that he started seeing Hungary in his cat after the First Vienna Award

Long strategy games do something strange to the brain: it stops seeing the world map as just a map. First you memorize the shapes of countries, then the resource provinces, and at some point your pet curled up in a ball suddenly starts looking like the borders of Central Europe from the late thirties.

That's exactly what happened to one player who posted a photo of his cat with a caption saying the animal suspiciously resembles Hungary after the First Vienna Award. The awkward part is that the resemblance actually holds up: a long uneven strip of fur runs along the body roughly the same way Hungarian territory stretched along the southern border of Slovakia.

For anyone who doesn't spend their evenings in Hearts of Iron 4, here's the history: the First Vienna Award took place on November 2, 1938, shortly after the Munich Agreement. Germany and Italy acted as arbitrators in the dispute and awarded Hungary the southern regions of Slovakia and Carpathian Ruthenia, roughly 12,000 square kilometers with a mostly Hungarian population. The resulting shape of the country really did look like a tail crudely glued onto the body, which is exactly what makes it so recognizable on the in-game map.

From there it turned into a competition of diagnoses. Someone suggested calling the cat pose Slovakia, only to get immediately corrected that it should be Upper Hungary, since that's what the region was called in Hungarian tradition. One commenter put it bluntly:

Too much hoi4 man

A separate thread went off into nitpicking historical accuracy. The complaint about missing Transylvania is technically correct: Hungary only got Northern Transylvania under the Second Vienna Award on August 30, 1940, so the cat is really stuck in 1938 and hasn't caught up to the full revisionist ambitions of the Horthy regime. Others offered alternative diagnoses for the fur pattern, ranging from Nepal to El Salvador, while the most practical advice was short and to the point: something about going outside and touching grass.

Pattern recognition works on whatever you train it with. Some people see dragons in clouds. This guy sees the Vienna Award in his cat.

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