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A Crusader Kings 3 player complained that the Aral Sea is too big – and got a lecture on the USSR and the Mongols in response

Historical strategy games are used to complaints about inaccuracies: wrong coat of arms, wrong dynasty, wrong border. But accusing a game of showing reality better than a modern atlas is a different level entirely. Especially...
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A Stellaris player discovered a planet with a stone age population and robots right in the starting star system

Procedural generation loves throwing out surprises that no scriptwriter would come up with. Sometimes it's a rare anomaly or a lucky neighbor, and sometimes it's pure chaos, like a planet of savages with stone axes...
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In the pre-release version of the By God Alone expansion for Crusader Kings 3, the Pope could have several wives and sire bastards due to a bug

On January 3, 902, the Christian church split in Crusader Kings 3. The Roman Rite became Catholicism, while the Greek Rite turned into Orthodoxy, followed by the Byzantine Empire. The player, as Pope, took charge...
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After the scandal with the photo of Atatürk, the Hearts of Iron 4 Discord server banned avatars of any politicians born after 1800

Paradox Interactive has introduced a new rule for the Hearts of Iron 4 Discord server that bans members from using photos of real political and military figures born after January 1, 1800 as profile pictures....
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Crusader Kings veterans envy newcomers, since 14 years ago the world available for the game was limited only to the Christian kingdoms of Europe

Newcomers to long-running strategy games almost never stop to think that the title they're playing once looked completely different. With Paradox Interactive, that gap can be especially stark. Some of its games have expanded over...
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Hearts of Iron 4 modders decided to "troll" Turkish users by "censoring" Atatürk's portrait in the game

In global World War Two strategy games, players have been leading the most notorious regimes of the 20th century to victory for years without much controversy. Real drama tends to erupt in the places you'd...
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A Crusader Kings 3 player was amazed by the game's realism – his daughter became an alcoholic at just 15

Medieval dynasty simulators tend to produce stories no scriptwriter could dream up. There you are, counting taxes and planning a marriage alliance with a neighboring duchy, when the game casually informs you that your fifteen-year-old...
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A Stellaris player decided to create a space USA – and immediately ran into a galactic Soviet Union

The random number generator in grand strategy games usually works quietly in the background, scattering stars and neighbors across the galaxy without any particular agenda. But sometimes it produces a layout that makes you wonder...
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Crusader Kings 3 player complained that the AI engaged his heir grandson to a 58-year-old widow – but it turned out that other gamers often do the same thing themselves

A medieval dynasty simulator promises full control over bloodlines, marriages, and succession. Until one day a player discovers that their grandson – and future heir – has already been betrothed to a widow old enough...
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Afterworld strategy game will let you deal with the elderly and sell children

Paradox Interactive is working on a new strategy game called Afterworld, set in a post-apocalyptic North America. Like other titles from the studio, this game offers players nearly unlimited freedom in building their own society,...
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A Crusader Kings 3 player shared a story typical of this strategy game about the biggest war of the Roman Empire, which started because of the emperor's wife's infidelity

Grand strategy games promise epics – crusades, holy wars, standing against the Mongol horde sweeping in from the east. Then it turns out the biggest bloodbath of an entire campaign had nothing to do with...
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A player in Europa Universalis 5 completed a legendary achievement of the entire franchise and conquered the whole world as Ryukyu

Developers of grand strategy games love to insist that conquering the entire map in their titles is impossible – the mechanics won't allow it, the economy will collapse, control will tank. That claim usually holds...
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A Stellaris player asked if it's normal to have only three wins in 400 hours – and found out that's actually a lot

In grand strategy games, the victory screen has become a rare artifact that plenty of players have never actually seen. It is a genre where hundreds of hours logged offer zero guarantee that anyone will...
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Crusader Kings 3 player showed a screenshot of an epic battle after which only one warrior remained on the battlefield

Medieval strategy games have a habit of dressing up disasters as triumphs in their post-battle screens. The result flashes a proud "victory," but look closer at the numbers and you'll often find nothing left but...
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A Crusader Kings 3 veteran finally finished a campaign for the first time in 2,000 hours – eight rulers with god‑like traits were enough to last 586 years

Paradox grand strategy games are built so the final date barely matters. Fans start a campaign with excitement, turn into a land-grabbing machine by the midpoint, then start a new save the moment an heir...
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A Crusader Kings 3 fan's girlfriend found his old saves named "Kill the Pope" and "Before Incest" – and she had questions

A save folder is more honest than browser history. It doesn't know how to make excuses and has never heard the word "context," so the moment someone peeks at the file list, it turns out...
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A Crusader Kings 3 player fell into despair after having six daughters in a row and asked the community for advice

Paradox strategy games like to pretend that everything comes down to calculation and patience, and then the random number generator shows up and burns fifty years of planning in a single child-birth screen. Sometimes it...
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Hearts of Iron 4 fan got so immersed in the strategy game that he started seeing Hungary in his cat after the First Vienna Award

Long strategy games do something strange to the brain: it stops seeing the world map as just a map. First you memorize the shapes of countries, then the resource provinces, and at some point your...
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Crusader Kings 3 player created a copy of himself – but gamers were more impressed by the real photo of the chad author

Character creators exist for pretty much one reason – to let people make themselves a little better looking than they actually are. Higher cheekbones, a sharper jawline, none of the asymmetry only the bathroom mirror...
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Crusader Kings 3 fan spent a whole hour creating an exact copy of herself in the game, and she's already ready to seduce the Pope

Character creators have basically become the unofficial exam for any game with a portrait system: shape up some nameless barbarian and everything looks fine, but try to recreate your own face, and the whole thing...